October 10th, 2010 § Comments Off on A aparut si JailBreak pentru iOS 4.1 § permalink
Mare surpriza mare: cu cateva ore inainte ca cei de la Chronic Dev Team sa lanseze mult asteptatul si mult laudatul JB pentru iOS 4.1, Geohot lanseaza LimeRa1n , un tool de Jailbreaking pentru idevice-uri cum ar fi iPhone 3GS, iPod Touch 3G, iPad, iPhone 4, iPod Touch 4G, etc.
Atentie, LimeRa1n face doar JailBreak, nu face Carrier Unlock.
October 6th, 2010 § Comments Off on Dupa nunta § permalink
Dupa nunta, tinara si proaspata nevasta ii spune sotului:
– Uite cum o sa facem pe plan sexual de acum inainte: Daca seara cand vii acasa si vezi ca imi este parul ordonat atunci nu vreau sa fac sex cu tine, daca parul imi este putin dezordonat atunci poate vreau sau poate nu vreau sa fac sex cu tine, iar daca parul meu arata complet dezordonat si “sifonat” atunci sigur ca vreau sa fac sex cu tine.
– Bine draga mea, zice sotul, hai sa-ti spun cum vad eu acum situatia asta:
Seara cand vin eu acasa beau bere.
Daca beau numai o bere inseamna ca nu vreau sa fac sex cu tine.
Daca beau doua beri inseamna ca ori vreau sa fac sex cu tine ori nu…
Daca beau trei sau mai multe beri fii sigura ca ma doare in poola de freza ta…
October 4th, 2010 § Comments Off on Uraaaaaaaa! Voi fi tatic! § permalink
Cica voi fi tatic !!! Sic! Sic!Sic!
Tocmai am venit de la ecografie si ni s-a confirmat acest lucru.
Nu prea stiu ce simt, sunt speriat un pic, bucuros un pic mai mult, ingrijorat un pic, Fericit 100%.
Uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Yuuuuuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
October 1st, 2010 § Comments Off on Unul tare cu chinezi § permalink
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, ‘You’re in charge of sweeping.’
To the Scotsman he says, ‘You’re in charge of shovelling.’
And to the Chinese guy, ‘You’re in charge of supplies.’
He then says, ‘Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.’
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched.
He asks the Italian, ‘Why didn’t you sweep any of it?’
The Italian replies, ‘I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.’
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, ‘And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.’
The Scotsman replies, ‘Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th’ Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin’ him neither.’
The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.
Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells,
‘SUPPLIES!!!!’
(and the moral of this story is: supplies ≠ surprise)